When divorcing, take 50% of everything. Donated organs included.
“Divorce man ‘wants kidney back’” by the BBC.
Oops… Chavez needs money. When times are tight, abandon your principles and court the West, naturally. It seems like Shell, Chevron and Royal should give you a square deal. That’s been their M.O. in the past.
“Chavez Reopens Oil Bids to West as Prices Plunge” by the New York Times.
And, best of all, XANAX!!! No prescription necessary, according to Anderson Cooper, the epitome of modern journalism.
“Easy to buy drugs online?” by CNN
