They’re Back! For one night. For one trick. With Montecore, the same tiger that ate Roy’s face… Sorry, “moved him out of danger”. According to E! online,
“The illusionist suffered deep wounds to his neck, massive blood loss, a crushed windpipe and a minor stroke when their beloved pet dragged him offstage before a [...]
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hello siegfried! hello roy!
Posted in perspective, tagged mauling, montecore, roy, siegfried, tiger on March 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
More designer babies
Posted in perspective, tagged designer babies, genetic modification, perfect human on March 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I told you weeks ago, and no one listened. The BBC knows…
“Not all patients will qualify for these tests and we make NO guarantees as to ‘perfect prediction’ of things such as eye colour or hair colour,” says the clinic’s website. Dr Steinberg said: “I would not say this is a dangerous road. It’s an [...]
A phenomenal week for the animal kingdom
Posted in perspective, tagged chimpanzee, crocodile, mauling, travis on February 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Chimp maulings, babies stolen by dingoes, I mean crocodiles…. At least the crocodile gets to live. Travis had much worse luck. I don’t know what was expected from a chimpanzee that was probably hung over after drinking wine from a stemmed glass, then fed Xanax without a scrip. Our world has problems, but at least [...]
Snake, Tempter of Eve
Posted in perspective, the american dream, tagged columbia, giant snake, original sin on February 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In Columbia, in one of the world’s largest open pit coal mines, a snake is found. The snake is huge. It’s dead. Ice Cube and J Lo are safe. It’s a fossil. But it’s still huge. Estimated at about the length of a bus (42 ft), the snake’s diameter was calculated to be around 3 [...]
Recent Absurdity
Posted in perspective on January 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When divorcing, take 50% of everything. Donated organs included.
“Divorce man ‘wants kidney back’” by the BBC.
Oops… Chavez needs money. When times are tight, abandon your principles and court the West, naturally. It seems like Shell, Chevron and Royal should give you a square deal. That’s been their M.O. in the past.
“Chavez Reopens Oil Bids to [...]
greetings from our insect overlords
Posted in perspective, video, tagged ant colony, ant colony video, ant mega-city, ants, science on November 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
via delicious ghost: “… in this video, researchers want [to] figure out what the underground lair of some crazy ant species looks like. So they pour concrete down the mofo, let it harden, then excavate the results …”
baby smuggling, fatasses, and grave robbing.
Posted in perspective, tagged baby smuggling, fat people, grave robbing, UCLA on May 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The BBC:
Item 1:
“Peace Sandberg, who was living in the UK, went to Nigeria and bought a baby to become eligible for a council flat, Isleworth Court Court heard…She was reported to police after she initially told council staff she had given birth to the boy, then changed her story to say he was adopted…
At the [...]
The Pope may be abandoning us
Posted in news, perspective, tagged Gabriel Fuenes, Holy See, original sin, outer space, pentecost '08, space aliens, The Pope, Vatican on May 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Not necessarily in this lifetime, as we still haven’t even sent a human past the moon. However, it is a question of when, not if, we meet intelligent extraterrestrial life, because they may be free of original sin.
This possibility was implied by Father Gabriel Fuenes (the Vatican’s chief astronomer) in the Vatican’s official newspaper.
World Net [...]
I would totally puke in those tits…
Posted in perspective, tagged great tits on May 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
